AmandaCan
I miss being your princess.
Never before, never again.
I love my BlackBerry. (:
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM? I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR TERRIBLY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL ABOUT CHRISTMAS GIFTS THAT YOU FEEL ARE BEING SHIPPED TOO SLOWLY...
BUT IT’S THE DAY BEFORE FINALS START AND OH LOOK! YOU SEE ALL THOSE PEOPLE GLARING AT YOU? YEAH? THEY’RE WRITING 20-PAGE PAPERS AND WERE WONDERING IF MAYBE POSSIBLY PERHAPS YOU COULD SHUT THE FUCK UP.
NOW LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS. WHY, IT’S THE OUTDOORS! WITH THIS CELLULAR PHONE TECHNOLOGY, YOU CAN TAKE THE CONVERSATION ANYWHERE YOU GO! THERE’S SO MUCH ROOM OUT THERE! PLEASE WALK OUT THE DOOR BEFORE THE TALL, ANGRY, BEARDED MAN HEAVES YOU THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW.
DIE IN AN EBOLA EPIDEMIC,
- MIKE.
hahahahaha
I had a dream last night about heaven. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Live and let live.
(:
I'm so glad Jessie called you out on that.
I’ve always honestly known you were a shady person,
but this just left no doubt in my mind.
Go to hell.
I don’t know what to think anymore.
(via floatdownstream)
When I think about you, I try to only remember the good times. I feel like you’re dead, because really, to me you are dead.
(via turqnayuniverse)
Sometimes I do miss it. Haha.



